I am woman!

11/26/2011

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Girls, you will be proud of me. Today, the ex came by to collect the last of  his belongings. I now live in the apartment across the hallway, and didn't want to run into him. But then, I had a "Bette Davis" moment, and thought "Don't be a sissy". 

So, I ventured out, wearing slim-fitting black pants, a body hugging T-shirt, and black sunnies. I worked those hips like "Pretty Woman" and looked like my new protagonist, Mia Ferrari. He looked shocked to see me and was tongue-tied; I was cool, baby.

I said: "So, I see you sold the bedroom suite on ebay." He stammered
something I can't remember. I said: "You've put on a lot of weight"; he said something about working hard. I said: "Oh, I bet." And then, cool as a cucumber, I walked past him and said "Goodbye".

The other woman can have him. Yuh! He's got a spare tyre now and was quite chunky. I felt so good about this because I looked svelte and gorgeous. His new sex life must be boring. LOL. Let me assure you that he never looked like that when he was with me.

I AM WOMAN! HEAR ME ROAR! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :-)
 


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Dannye Williamsen link
11/27/2011 05:48

Roar, prance with self-assurance, and remember that you call the shots in your world!

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Sylvia Massara link
11/27/2011 12:50

Thank you, Dannye. I am starting to feel now that there is some sort of "divine plan" here. It's obviously something I called for at a subconscious level. I was not happy with him for a long time; and then the whole thing simply broke up.

I guess what I should have planned for, though, was how the breakup was going to take place and that I would then go on to become the next JKRowling. LOL

Love, Sylvia

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Nicole Chardenet link
11/27/2011 20:15

ROTFLMAO! Wicked awesome reaction!!! Serves him right for thinking with his dingus; he'll be lucky if his new lovey-dovey doesn't kick him out for turning into a turnip (in more ways than one, apparently ;) Don'cha just love it when that happens?!?!

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Sylvia Massara link
11/27/2011 22:13

Hi Nicole,

Let's just say that I was very surprised at how he looked. Anyway, maybe they suit each other now; and she's very welcome to him and all his baggage.

I'm going for the younger men again--like my protagonist, Mia Ferrari--and by "young" I don't mean only a couple of years younger. I'm going for that wonderful decade, the 30s. I've had plenty of offers from the 20s, but they still have a lot to learn. LOL

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Jennifer Perry link
11/28/2011 20:52

Dannye and Nicole said it better than I could have said it! So yes, we are very, very proud of you, and you make us proud to be your friends.
Right now he's trying to sort out his confused brain which is screaming "What the hell have I done? I think I messed up bad!"

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Sylvia Massara link
11/29/2011 04:04

Jennifer, the only brain he's got is the one between his legs--and even that one doesn't work very well. LOL.

I don't think he regrets anything because he's not capable of empathy. He doesn't learn from his mistakes, like normal people do. And now he's with woman number 4, and repeating his mistakes all over again. (There might have been others before the four of us, but I'm not sure).

In any case, this woman deserves what she gets as she knew what he was up to from the start of their flirting and involvement. So she deserves him. They deserve each other.

You know what the number 4 stands for in the Chinese culture? Death. Interesting, isn't it? By the way, I met him on 4th July, 2004, and married him on 4th July, two years later. Nothing against American Independence Day. LOL. But I'm not fond of the number 4. Plus, when I married him, it poured with rain all day. Another bad omen.

And now, she's victim number 4. Hm. I should write a novel entitled "Victim No. 4". It might turn out to be a best-seller. Yay!

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