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okay, so make up your mind: in or out?

5/30/2015

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If you think a cat has the power to even try the patience of a saint, you're right! That's because "Cats rule", baby, yeah!!! AND now you know why they have nine lives. I think I'll try the same trick when I drop off the twig :D
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the cats' prayer

5/26/2015

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I'M CUTE AND I KNOW IT!
Why do cats get their way all the time? Because they know they're cute and they use this. You have to love that "manipulative CATTITUDE" of theirs! They are charmers and they know this, too. Basically, unless a person is absolutely heartless they will always fall under a cat's spell -- I've seen it in people who are dog lovers and even those who don't necessarily like animals. Give a cat a bit of time and you become their slave :D
So why do cats have this power over us? Ever hear of the power of prayer? To see is to believe. LOL
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even male cats are cheating bastards!

5/21/2015

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I was sent the picture below sometime ago with a female cat talking to her friend on the phone. I thought it was precious and, boy, does it mirror human life or what! Does this remind you of anyone who's just being cheated on?
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Just so you can read the dialogue a little better, here it is:

“... So then I said to him: You’ve been nailing that bitch from up the street in the bathroom, Tinkles. You think I can’t see her fur everywhere? And of course, he goes: What the fuck, Mitzy. She just came over to use our litterbox!, like, denying it and shit. So I go: Whatever. You’ve been tomcatting around town just looking for any young piece of pussy in her first heat for MONTHS, Tinkles! Fluffkins from up the street ins’t blind, you know. She sees you do this shit, she call me! I’m not stupid. The next thing I know I’m in the car, crying, going to God knows where. I feel so used, Poofkins, so used..." (sniff, sniff).

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the ten cat--mandments

5/20/2015

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I recently saw a version of this--although the commandments -- or I should say "catmandments" were not as applicable as the ones I came up with. At least, the catmandments set below are something my kitty, Mia, handed down to me. Because, you see, Cats Rule!

My apologies to Charlton Heston, by the way, as I had to make a few adjustments to his photo, taken from his epic film, The Ten Commandments. Mia decided she wanted to have her face superimposed over that of Mr Heston's.

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    cats rule!

    As a cat lover from as long as I can remember, I truly believe these inspirational creatures are here on Earth as "furry angels" to add joy in our lives.

    Cats rule--any cat owner will tell you this--and if reincarnation exists then I'm coming back as a pampered, well-loved kitty.

    In this blog I will share anything and everything about cats-big and small.

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