the ten cat--mandments

I recently saw a version of this--although the commandments -- or I should say "catmandments" were not as applicable as the ones I came up with. At least, the catmandments set below are something my kitty, Mia, handed down to me. Because, you see, Cats Rule!

My apologies to Charlton Heston, by the way, as I had to make a few adjustments to his photo, taken from his epic film, The Ten Commandments. Mia decided she wanted to have her face superimposed over that of Mr Heston's.